Cheney: Iraq's all good

Dick Cheney's AirStream trailer landed in Baghdad today, and then he declared the war a success! Woohoo! Mission accomplished! He then told Pat Leahy to go fuck himself and shot him in the face.

I'm heading off to England this afternoon, and I'm going to bring home some analysis of what the British papers are saying about the war, which apparently is going well. I'll be there for the fifth anniversary of the invasion, and will be filming for MTV. Should be interesting.